tessaviolet:

are those owls making out

psych-facts:

More here

isis-:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

IM CRYING OMG

edgebug:

midorieyes:

#It’s like jarvis is giving him a hug edgvfsdfrgvfrsd

except it really is. jarvis IS that suit. jarvis inhabits it like it’s his own body. he is literally wrapping his body around tony to protect him and wow yeah

meemeegang:

swmpmnstr:

fozmeadows:

ninja-pillow-timeywimey:

Accidental philosphy

Most perfect thing of all the things.

Most perfect thing of all the things.

I love this.

internetexplorers:

errorsanitynotfound:

internetexplorers:

why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong

its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you

this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

I’m scared that I won’t succeed or accomplish my dreams. I’m especially worried about not being happy. I wish I could just get a peek of my future to know that I’ll at least be okay.

bluemm14:

//my dad thinks you’re all 50 year old sexual predators or something.. >:T

elvendork:

this-selfish-war-machine:

respectmethugtoninatalia:

mr-platypus:

premiumgifs:

Liquid being placed on a hydrophobic material causing it to keep its shape.

Sometimes science makes me really angry. 

this is bothering me

So we’re like a decade away from Flubber.

but will robin williams live to see it

ammarmali:

That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.

“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”